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Hey Betty White, Heaven Called

Unless you’ve been in a coma for the past 10 months you know 2020 was an absolute shit show. But if you’re reading this now, you survived another 365 days of a cool rock going around a big yellow thing in space.

Just like any year, celebrities died which did not help at all. RIP Kobe, RIP Eddie Van Halen, and the list go on. However, there’s a specific survivor that has seemed to be a stranger to death… And It’s that badass bitch, Betty fuckin White. 

Now it might just be me, and you might hate me for this, but I think it would be hilariously ironic if Betty White died this month. This does not mean I have a death wish on Betty White. If you’re a fan of comedy and enjoy a touch of dark humor, you’ll agree with me. Surviving 2020 was a resume builder alone no matter how many times you hit the bottle or bong.

Imagine seeming immortal and breezing through 2020 at the age of 98 only to peace out a few weeks after the year ends? Working at the gates of heaven must be stressful waiting for her, but then again she’s probably still getting ready, right ladies?

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