The never ending debate. What is the world’s most difficult sport? Lucky for you I am here to end the debate. Below you will see a list constructed after years of meticulous research. This list is based on both the mental, physical, and emotional challenges. A few things we should establish off the bat. Hobbies like Golf are not sports and are not included. Solo sports are judged more harshly. True greatness is evident in your ability to elevate others. Below is the only correct ranking. You are welcome

10) Rocket League

The tenth most difficult sport is a newer one- Rocket League. This sport requires intense teamwork. You must overcome severe carpal tunnel to achieve greatness. The stamina is top tier. To play up to ten matches in one day is a feat few can achieve. For comparison, MMA fighters are gassed after only 1 round. 

9) Water Polo

The 9th most difficult sport requires the ability of Aquaman. To be able to move forward in the weight of the water is not an easy task- just ask the passengers of the titanic. The body strength to stay afloat, while relying on those around you to win, is almost impossible

8) Pickleball

The 8th most difficult sport requires you to have calves the size of Logan’s forehead- massive. This sport is grueling on the legs. Despite this you must stay elevated to hit a ball only slightly bigger than Logan’s pecker. Requires both strength and skill

7) Eating

The 7th most difficult sport is one we all like to pretend we can do. We all look at Joey Chestnut and say “ This can’t be that hard”. Competitive eating is very hard. As a glizzy gobbler eating only 3 is a challenge. 63? Crazy hard

6) Chess

The 6th most difficult sport is one only geniuses like myself can handle. Yes, I was a national Chess champion. Yes, that probably makes me smarter than you. Pee brain fools do not have the mental capacity nor the stamina to sit that long.

5) MMA

The 4th most difficult sport is one that requires taking a beating. To be able to stand in a cage, one on one, and come out on top is very hard. Just ask the Emp. He did not make it to MMA. I dropped him in just boxing. Why is this not higher? This is not a team sport. True greatness requires you to elevate others. In that way MMA is slightly easier then the next 4 sports.

4) Hockey

The 4th most difficult sport is hockey. Having to absorb the full weight of 200 pound muscular men is already difficult. Just ask Logan. But having to also ice skate? Woazers. That’s two sports in one. 

3) Marvel Rivals

The 3rd most difficult sport is one that requires excellence in 3 facets. You must be a master tank, DPS, and healer. You must also be in total unison with your teammates to perfectly execute ops to gain space. Is this the Navy Seals? No. The Navy Seals did not have to fight Hulk

2) WNBA

The 2nd most difficult sport is women’s basketball. Unlike the men’s game the must deal with constant judgment from Beta males like Logan. Imagine being put down on a daily basis because of disgusting tiny men. Gross! On top of that they must go out and hoop to earn mediocre salaries. This is by far the most difficult mental and emotional sport.

1) Soccer 

The most difficult sport on the planet is soccer. Why? Two reasons. No sport is played more than soccer. The amount of talent in the game can’t be matched. Secondly, I am not a pro. I grew up playing this game. Despite this, I did not even sniff the Prem. What does it tell you when someone so talented, so muscular, so hunky, and so perfect does not make it? That the beautiful sport of soccer is the world’s most difficult sport.