2024 NFL Week 12 Sunday: Preview & Picks for Degenerates
We don’t have much time but lets speedrun this week because that’s what we usually do!
This will look more organized by the afternoon, but lets get the picks out now!
Operation Bankrupt Vegas begins now…
Doctor Candi’s Picks:
Bucky 50+ rush yds (-138)
Bucs have been trailing and forcing Baker to play hero ball for 4 weeks in a row now. When that happens, Bucky Irving and Rachaad White split the backfield, as they’re used a lot in the receiving game. But in what should be a positive game script against the Gmen, expect a lot of carries from Bucky and expect him to be efficient on those carries as well.
SGP (+152) Bucky 40+ rush yds Tracy Jr 40+ TOTAL yds Evans 25+ rec yds Otton 25+ rec yds
Tease Titans +14.5 and under 48.5 (-132)
Kendrick Bourne o23.5 rec yds (-113)
As someone who trades for Polk in dynasty, he’s been hot doo doo. It’s, Bourne, Boutte, and Douglas, and I think we’re getting Bourne at a discount here.
SGP (-120) Caleb 150+ pass yds Odunze 3+ rec Moore 3+ rec
Running on the Vikings….it doesn’t work. Every knows this…..do the Bears coaching staff know this? That is a great question. You would think so. The Bears O-line = Very Bad. Vikings D-line = Very Good. Moore should be a lock for 3+ rec and Odunze has been getting a lot of first read looks. This could realistically cash before halftime.
SGP (-110) CMC 70+ total yds CMC 2+ rec Jennings 25+ rec yds Allen 150+ pass yds
Expecting a high volume for CMC with legend Brock Purdy out. 70+ total yds is safe, and Jennings has been WR1 on this offense. Hopefully the 49ers receivers YAC a little and help out their QB.
SGP (-128) Abdullah 25+ total yds Meyers 25+ rec yds Bowers 25+ rec yds Sutton 25+ rec yds
Raiders have a very condensed offense, this should be sweat free just based on pure volume. I think Sutton will be the most risky leg but he’s been very consistent this year.
Shep’s Picks:
Lions -7.5 (-110)
The lions have been destroying shitty teams all year. Dan Campbell brings that running through a brick wall mentality everytime his team steps on the field. It won’t be any different today when the colts take on the lions.
DallASS vs Commies u45 (-110)
Dallas is horrible this year. Cooper Rush sucks, the stadium doesn’t have curtains, Rico Dowdle is not an RB1 and doesn’t know how to catch a football. Mike McCarthy is a fat fuck. I think it would be hard for Dallas to score over 10 points this week.
Eagles -3 (-102)
Today we are gonna witness some white on white crime. The exciting whites, Cooper Dejean and Reed Blankenship are gonna lock down the the rams receivers.
Trey McBride + K9 Anytime TD (+390)
Two of the most exciting young players are going head to head in a NFC West matchup. This is gonna be a high scoring game and I’m ready for touchdown’s on top of touchdowns. Scott Hansen is about to have a field day on Redzone this afternoon.
King William’s Picks:
Mike Evan’s o50.5 recieving yards.
Mike Evan’s career yards per reception is historically great at almost 15.5 yards per reception(higher than Jamar Chase, George Pickens, Terry Mclaurin, and Justin Jefferson this year who are all averaging over 70 yards per game this year) Mike Evan’s is averaging 4.16 receptions per game (which grades out to a projected 61 yards for those receptions). The giants grade out as an average NFL secondary **15th ranked by pff** which projects for an average Mike Evan’s performance.
Mike Evan’s Av. Projected 4.1rec, 64 yards , .83 TDs. (anytime TD value +130 FD)
Rams ML: +144 1u
Just trust me bro
Jahmyr Gibbs o 89.5 rushing + recieving yards.
The colts have the 28th ranked rushing defense allowing almost 141 yards on the ground per game. The lions #2 ranked rushing attack (only to BAL) should find high levels of success. Jahmyr Gibbs has surpassed this number 5 out of 6 games since the bye.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -6.5. Full unit -102.
The Atlanta falcons fell last week to the Denver broncos in a blood bath, infusing life into a TB roster that was in the midst of its bye week getting healthy. The Bucs have already dropped two to Atlanta so the margin of error for a playoff run is slim to none. Mike Evan’s comes back and the bake show will look to prove TB can still threaten the falcons even having already lost the tie H2H tie breaker. Expect Tommy Devito to look much like Cooper Rush, very easy to scheme for now that DCs have some tape. The buccaneers will cover their number and extra points for those who like to live on the edge.
Emperor’s Picks:
AR15 o199.5 Passing Yards (-142)
2 games this entire season where the Lions have not let this over hit in a game. One was against Baker in a completely washed game second week of the season. The other was Mac Jones last week… I think we all can expect the Colts to be trailing in this game where the Colts will be forced to toss the pigskin to keep them in play. LOVE THIS!
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•Drake Maye o199.5 Passing Yards (-175)
Last 4 games, Dolphins have let each QB throw over 200+ yards, with 3 of the QBs eclipsing 280+ yards. Drake Maye is the truth and has hit in the over in 4 out his 5 full games this season.
•Theo Johnson o2.5 Receptions (+105)
Theo Johnson has hit this over 5 times in his last 6 games. With that being said, danny Dimes was his QB during those games. Today he has Devito. Riding with Theo over here as I expect Theo to be a safety blanket for Devito and can cash this in the first half. Lets where this one takes us.
•Sean Tucker TD (+650)
The Bucs OC just came out and told the media/public that they basically want to incorporate Sean Tucker more in the offense .
Giants suck and I’m a fan of them. They suck. Tucker is getting the rock this week eventually.
+650 for anytime TD for a player a team seems to love and ways to play more while also facing a shitty team?!? Gimme dat!
•John Metchie III o20.5 Rush+Rec Yards (-115)
Coaches praising Metchie. Metchie getting the rock more.
Bama Metchie is about to be unlocked very soon!
Rics Picks:
Tyreek hill over 64.5 yards
The volume is beginning to come back in favor for cheetah ( 7 catches and 8 targets last week) the patriots secondary has struggled and it’s a good time for the dolphins to really give Tyreek the opportunity to do damage and get him going for important games down the stretch as they look to push for the playoffs
Vikings vs bears under 39.5
The Bears haven’t hit the 20 point total in over a month and I don’t see it changing in this game. Brian Flores loves to bring the heat and against rookie QB Caleb Williams who’s tends to hold onto the ball for way too long I see this being a low scoring game.
Broncos -5.5 Denver has looked great recently while the raiders are having another raiders like year. 2 of the raiders top corners (Nate Hobbs and Jakorian Bennet) have already been ruled out with Jack Jones will be coming into the game questionable dealing with a Back Injury. Bo Nix will feast on the injury riddled secondary of the raiders and as long as they’re able to contain Maxx Crosby I see this being a blowout in the Broncos favor.
1PM: Titans @ Texans
1PM: Vikings @ Bears
1PM: Cowboys @ Commanders
1PM: Patriots @ Dolphins
1PM: Chiefs @ Panthers
1PM: Bucs @ GMen
1PM: Lions @ Colts
4PM: Bronocs @ Raiders
4PM: Cardinals @ seahawks
4PM: 49ers @ Packers
SNF: Eagles @ Rams