Fellas I’m going to keep this short and sweet since most ReRack fans and contributors have attention deficit disorder. Who has it better than us sports fans? Seriously, who? I can’t think of anyone else.

For the 2025 month of March, sports lovers/degenerates get to enjoy the following:

• UFC 313
• NCAA Lacrosse (gave Nimbus a bone)
• English Premiere League (This is for DK)
• Champions League (This is for DK)
• CBB Conference Tournaments
• The Players
• March Madness
• MLB Opening Day
• The Masters
• UFC 314

If you’re a fellow degenerate like myself, you’ve been thinking of this since month since last March ended. And yes to answer your question, March ends when Masters Weekend concludes. I don’t make the rules. I just obey them .

Now before I conclude this message of how great the month of March is (starts tonight with UFC 313), I’d like to personally call out a few select herbs who have been yapping a storm to me on some bad picks I’ve given out during the dull February month. Jigo, Burger, and Key.

Fellas – Let’s see who runs March. I know it’s none of you 3 losers.

My proposal: A ReRack Picks Royal Rumble Challenge

We track our official plays for the entire month and see who is up the most units Sunday night after the Masters conclude. If you goblins choose to accept, we can determine a friendly wager of course. If any other ReRack member wants in, reach out. I’ll let you know if you are worthy enough or not.

And before we go, don’t forget to peep below. Never forget what I did in 2023 Round 1 Day 1 of March Madness. This post will be in history books in 50 years. And I’ll do it again and all March long.

March has arrived fellas, let’s celebrate! Follow @EmperorCassidy on Twitter (X whatever) to see the official plays starting tonight.

Dinaps I know your dumbass yaps a lot about plays from the Emperor. Maybe you show up too.

Cheers